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Merde Alors | Embroidered Sweatshirt
$69.00 USD
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Did I eat something I shouldn't have? Oui. Would I do it again? Also oui.
Custom designed, stitched to order, ships fast: a sweatshirt for the moment you open the pantry and see what the Frenchie did.
Regrets? Non.
- Please note: White embroidery is shown as a digital mock-up, so the on-screen preview doesn't capture the thread colour or how good the finished stitching actually looks in real life (it looks great)
- Embroidery size: Our custom embroidery designs range from 185–200mm wide, centred high across the chest, regardless of sweatshirt size. Digital mock-ups may show some variation.
- A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
- Classic fit for everyday comfort.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 |
| S | M | L | XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
Returns
Our goal is for every Super Unleashed customer to be genuinely happy with their order. If something’s not right, let us know and we’ll work with you to make it right.
Shipping
Each Super Unleashed piece is printed to order and shipped locally, helping reduce waste and delivery time. We move fast — once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Designed by Hoomans
Every Super Unleashed design starts with a thought, a feeling, or a moment pet people instantly recognise. Our messages are crafted by pet lovers — not AI bots — then carefully turned into wearable words that speak pet.
