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You Get Off The Couch Dog Tee | Unisex
$35.00 USD
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No, you get off the couch.
This tee settles the argument for good — custom designed, printed to order, ships fast.
The couch remembers who won.
This heavyweight cotton tee is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Care Instructions
| General | A soft, durable everyday tee that keeps its shape wash after wash. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Fold or hang in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
Returns
Our goal is for every Super Unleashed customer to be genuinely happy with their order. If something’s not right, let us know and we’ll work with you to make it right.
Shipping
Each Super Unleashed piece is printed to order and shipped locally, helping reduce waste and delivery time. We move fast — once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Designed by Hoomans
Every Super Unleashed design starts with a thought, a feeling, or a moment pet people instantly recognise. Our messages are crafted by pet lovers — not AI bots — then carefully turned into wearable words that speak pet.
